經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)口語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)精選

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　　民間笑話(huà)故事像神話(huà)小說(shuō)等民間文學(xué)一樣，是廣大勞動(dòng)人民在長(zhǎng)期的生產(chǎn)勞動(dòng)和與自然界作斗爭(zhēng)的過(guò)程中，以口頭形式創(chuàng)作和傳承的文學(xué)體裁。下面是七考網(wǎng)小編帶來(lái)的經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)口語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)，歡迎閱讀!

　　經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)口語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)篇一

　　Skunk

　　"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"

　　"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."

　　Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.

　　"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"

　　臭 鼬

　　“我們的地下室里有一只臭鼬，”打電話(huà)的人對(duì)警察調(diào)度員尖叫道?！拔覀?cè)鯓硬拍馨阉鰜?lái)?”

　　“弄一些面包屑，”調(diào)度員說(shuō)，“從地下室往外鋪一條小道直到后院。然后將地下室的門(mén)打開(kāi)?！?/p>

　　一段時(shí)間后，那位居民又將電話(huà)打了回來(lái)?！澳銈儗⑺鰜?lái)了嗎?”調(diào)度員問(wèn)。

　　“沒(méi)有，”打電話(huà)的人答道，“現(xiàn)在那兒有兩只臭鼬了。”

　　經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)口語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)篇二

　　hings Have Been Okay

　　A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."

　　"You talked! You talked!" Shouted his mother. "I"m so happy! But why has it taked this long?"

　　"Well, up till now," Said the boy, "things have been okay."

　　一切都正常

　　一對(duì)年輕夫婦有個(gè)兒子，已經(jīng)四歲了，還沒(méi)有開(kāi)品說(shuō)話(huà)，他們對(duì)此深感焦慮。他們帶他去找專(zhuān)家診治，但醫(yī)生們總覺(jué)得他沒(méi)有毛病。后來(lái)有一天早上吃早餐時(shí)，那孩子突然開(kāi)口了：“媽媽?zhuān)姘窘沽恕！?/p>

　　“你說(shuō)話(huà)了!你說(shuō)話(huà)了!”他母親叫了起來(lái)?！拔姨吲d了!但為什么花了這么長(zhǎng)的時(shí)間呢?”

　　“哦，在這之前，”那男孩說(shuō)，“一切都很正常?！?/p>

　　經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)口語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)篇三

　　我懂他的話(huà)

　　While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard.

　　"Drew," I scolded, "no one can understand a word you"re saying.

　　"He says he wants some ketchup," my husband said calmly .　A woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, "How in the world did you understand him?"

　　"I"m a dentist," my husband explained.

　　在飯店吃飯的時(shí)候，我申斥我4歲的兒子，因?yàn)樗麧M(mǎn)嘴食物在說(shuō)話(huà)?！班?、呢”，我聽(tīng)到的就是這些。 “祖，”我責(zé)備道，“沒(méi)人明白你在說(shuō)什么?！?“他說(shuō)他要一些番茄醬，”我丈夫平靜地說(shuō)。坐在旁邊的一位婦女靠過(guò)來(lái)問(wèn)道：“你究竟如何明白他的話(huà)的呢?” “我是牙醫(yī)?！蔽艺煞蚪忉尩馈?/p>

　　經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)口語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)篇四

　　怎么把口香糖取出來(lái)呢

　　Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, I"m meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?

　　怎么把口香糖取出來(lái)呢當(dāng)空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時(shí)候，她解釋說(shuō)口香糖有助于他們防止耳鳴。飛機(jī)著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說(shuō)道：“ 我馬上就要見(jiàn)到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來(lái)呢?”

　　經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)口語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)篇五

　　誰(shuí)是世界上第一個(gè)男人

　　A teacher said to her class:”Who was the first man?”“George Washington,”a little boy shouted promptly.

　　“How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.“Because,” said the little boy, “he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.“Well,”said the teacher to him, “who do you think was the first man?”

　　“I don’t know what his name was,”said the larger boy, “but I know it wasn’t George Washington, ma’am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him.”

　　一個(gè)老師問(wèn)她的學(xué)生：“誰(shuí)是世界上第一個(gè)男人”一個(gè)小男孩立刻大聲說(shuō)：“喬治.華盛頓。”老師帶著寵溺的笑容問(wèn)這個(gè)男生：“你如何證明喬治華盛頓是世界上第一個(gè)男人呢。”這個(gè)男孩子說(shuō)：“因?yàn)?，他是第一個(gè)挑起戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)，第一個(gè)主張和平，并且是第一個(gè)深得民心的人?！边@時(shí)，有一個(gè)年齡稍大的男孩子舉起手來(lái)，老師問(wèn)他，“你認(rèn)為誰(shuí)是世界第一個(gè)男人?”男孩回答說(shuō)：“我不知道他的名字，但是我肯定他不是喬治華盛頓，因?yàn)闅v史書(shū)上說(shuō)，喬治華盛頓和一個(gè)寡婦結(jié)婚了，所以在他之前，當(dāng)然還有一個(gè)男的啦。