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2023-09-25 14:21:58來源：魔方格
摘要：笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創(chuàng)造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調(diào)侃、娛樂或諷刺。它是人們生活中不可或缺的組成部分,與社會密切相關(guān)。下面是七
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笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創(chuàng)造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調(diào)侃、娛樂或諷刺。它是人們生活中不可或缺的組成部分,與社會密切相關(guān)。下面是七考網(wǎng)小編帶來的爆笑50詞英語笑話，歡迎欣賞!
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower a garden. She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair.
Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. But after a while she starts to tilt to the other side.
The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright, This goes on all morning. Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So, Ma, How is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask. "It"s pretty nice," she replies, "Except they won"t let me fart."
一個夜晚，一家人把年邁體虛的老母親送到了敬老院，希望她在那里能得到悉心的照顧。
第二天，護(hù)士們給她洗澡，喂她吃不錯的早餐，把她安頓在窗旁的椅子上欣賞漂亮的花園。她看上去一切都好，但是過了一會兒，老太太又開始靠向另一邊。
兩個細(xì)心的護(hù)士立即跑上前扶起她來。但是過了一會兒老太太開始向另一邊側(cè)彎身子。
兩個護(hù)士再一次跑過去把她扶正。就這樣反反復(fù)復(fù)了一上午。后來家人來看望老太太，看她是不是適應(yīng)這個新家。“媽，在這里過得怎么樣?她們對你好嗎?“家人問?！昂芎茫崩咸卮?，“就是不準(zhǔn)我放屁?！?/p>
Barbara Walters filed report on gender roles in Kuwait a few years prior to the Gulf War, and noted then that, traditional Islamic fashion, women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands.
Recently, Barbara returned to Kuwait and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached one of the Kuwaiti women for an explanation.
"This is marvelous," Barbara said, "What enabled women here to achieve their reversal of roles?"
The Kuwaiti woman replied, "Land mines".
海灣戰(zhàn)爭開始的前幾年，芭芭拉.沃斯特對科威特的男女地位進(jìn)行了報道。她當(dāng)時注意到：按照伊斯蘭教的傳統(tǒng)，婦女通常跟在丈夫10英尺遠(yuǎn)的后面。
最近芭芭拉又來到科威特，她發(fā)現(xiàn)，現(xiàn)在男人都走在妻子后面幾碼遠(yuǎn)的地方。她走向一名科威特婦女，希望得到解釋。
芭芭拉說：“這太神奇了，是什么使科威特婦女成功的轉(zhuǎn)換了男女之間的地位呢?”
那名科威特婦女回答道：“是地雷?！?/p>
Police officers hear plenty of excuses from people caught parking only for the handicappedpersons.
Once a policeman stopped a man for doing so. When the man was questioned if he knew the parking regulations. He answered correctly. Then the policeman further questioned why he was parking his car there.
"Oh, I injured my leg last week. The doctor said I would become disabled if I didn"t get proper treatment. Now I"m experiencing what I feel like to be an disabled person."
當(dāng)那些正常人因把車錯停在專供殘疾人用的停車位而被警察抓到時，他們總是能找到各種各樣的借口。
一次，一個警察阻止一個人把車停在殘疾人的專用位上。當(dāng)警察問他是否知道這個停車的規(guī)定時，他說她知道。然后警察接著問他為什么還故意把車停在那兒。
那人回答說：“哦，上星期我摔傷了腿，大夫說，如果我不很好治療，我就會變殘疾，現(xiàn)在我想先體驗一下作個殘疾人是什么滋味?！?/p>
